But between Honey Maid Cinnamon Graham Crunch and Malt-O-Meal ChurrO’s, Post has proven how much better Cinnamon Toast Crunch could be if it really applied itself.
Spooned & Spotted: Golden Grahams Retro Recipe!
Get out of my brain, Big Cereal! As the world keeps turning, burning, yearning, spurning, and churning, a little Churro-ning goes a long way.
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UPDATE: Shortly after posting this, Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal has been CONFIRMED for a December release by Kellogg’s!
Sure, Kellogg’s version was *just* an oats & marbits cereal, like any ol’ Lucky Charm chaser, but what it lacked in originality—and hey, it still tasted great—it made up for with charm: namely, adorably diverse pastel marshmallows, a holographically embossed box, and bowl pal toys inside.
This is a dupe right up there with all Froot Loop colors tasting the same and Chocolate Lucky Charms being a corn-based cereal! There’s a new Life out—this current one’s been getting pretty stale. Bam. December 2020: The Toast Crunch Dynasty’s Last Stand. Posted by dan g.. Tags: chocolate, life, quaker. It is the opinion of this cereal scholar that cereal as a nostalgic symbol or vehicle was once so obvious of an idea that it’s become a bit clichéd. I can only imagine that living a chocolate life is gonna be a heck of a lot sweeter than the plain one I have every day.
These Grahams have a lot of explaining to do. A way overripe Golden Grahams S’Mores Remix snack pouch.
Who knows what his ethereal plasm might’ve picked up.
No word on Cosmic Brownies yet. Golden Grahams cereal squares taste like honey graham crackers, simple as that.
Maybe I’m the most deliberately ignorant Golden Grahams fan, but I had no clue honey left the cereal around 2012—a fact that makes the ’80s box theming feel a little disingenuous. No matter its specific formulation, Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust is sure to have a lot of applications when it releases this September at Sam’s Club, and in 2021 everywhere else. Oh, thank goodness. Life cereal is looking for the next face to feature in an upcoming ad, more than four decades after the famous "Mikey Likes It" Life ad aired. Will this new golden light blind me, or free me? Between its yellow branding and its most famous commercials, Golden Grahams should’ve at least told people when it told mascot Honey The Honey Drop’s namesake stuff to buzz out of their cereal. I over-exaggerate, of course: Cinnamon Toast Crunch is one of the most popular cereals ever, and such acclaim is unlikely to dissipate any time soon.
News: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust Seasoning Blend, Review: Retro Recipe Golden Grahams (Honey is Back), Review: Dunkin’ Donuts Cereal – Caramel Macchiato & Mocha Latte, Spooned & Spotted: Count Chocula Treats (2020). Oh well, December is a ways away (about three weeks of quarantine, it will feel like). Prove it to me by making Retro Recipe Count Chocula happen! But much like everyone’s favorite pre-evolved rat, I might be hurting myself by getting too electrically excited. Boom. If the idea of Chocolate Life has you ready to uproot yours in search of it, you can already find it listed on Walmart.com. Berry Bolt sounds awesome with little Pikachu heads an tails. Since as with most of Cereal Life’s leaks, the box art here is far from final, it’s difficult to say—however, as it is a puffed cereal, it’s very unlikely to be anything but corn based (and therefore extremely weak to both Oat and Milk type Pokémon), while its two meager, monochrome marshmallow designs leave me about as giddy as a post-dinner Snorlax.
Granted, it was sent not by General Mills but by a company that focus-groups new product ideas, but it is funny that this one actually came out, since a lot of products teased in programs like that never come to fruition.
This framework of culinary thought applies to Golden Grahams. What do you think?
Who knows what his ethereal plasm might’ve picked up. And by “try,” I mean in the “push ’em to the edge” sense of the word. Just be sure to keep six feet (or cars) away from Boo Berry. Now that The Empty Bowl has made such a splash in the field of breakfast meditation, I presently like to supplement any corporate-driven nostalgic retrovision with an eye for what the individual can constructively make out of their own cereal experience.
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You could wear it on your face like fake five o’clock shadow. But is it enough to overcome my disdain for Life as a road-rolled facsimile of Chex? Wait, you mean Quaker’s new Chocolate Life Cereal doesn’t include a free immersive Matrix pill as the prize inside? This is so silly to me because a quick googling suggests honey wasn't removed from GG until like 2012, so the "Retro Recipe" is anything but.